Well, I did wonder what had been going on and why Mini J was a trifle late for the big wedding. Little minx left her mobile phone in the kitchen this afternoon. Just look at the photos that were on it. It seems that Little Miss Fandango was busy chatting up the local squire's son and that was why she was late. So the squire's son, Athelstan Dinkum-Addlebrain (commonly known as Lovesick Stan) got one of the lads to give her a lift in the back of the sheep trailer - she said she felt a bit queasy - not surprised - I wouldn't get that close to a sheep either (they do pong a bit) - and her in her best wedding attire too! Don't know what she was thinking of - thought I'd dragged her up good and proper. Today it appears that he was showing her his prize bull! (C'mon ladies this is all b*ll!) Mini J says his intentions are perfectly honourable - (never know an honourable farmer yet!) Mini J claims that they are just good friends - but - I ask you, how can she trust a fellow who lets her ride on a sheep in her best outfit - and not even side-saddle?