Baby Superfast Slouch - madmonkeyknits
Here is a great baby slouch knitting pattern for even the sluttiest laziest of mothers. You can knit this slouch faster than it takes to smoke a fag so the choice is yours.
The pattern uses my superfast technique which is four times faster than normal knitting.
If it takes you more than 20 minutes to make this hat then you just are not trying. So come on mum, put that pasty down and make one of these right now!